If The World Had Ended While You Had Been Singing, I Would Have Been Relieved

For our final player interview of the season we decided to do something a little bit different. We spoke to some of the Rocks team and asked for their opinions on their fellow teammates. Here is what they had to say…

1) Who has the best and worst music taste?

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JB: The only music we are allowed to listen to is Neil’s. So that makes him the best and the worst.

Yves: Anthony has the worst and Neil has the best.

Anthony: Everyone except myself has the worst music taste. I have the best.

Neil: I have the best and worst music I’m the only one that plays the music! Hayden has good tunes and Jonny’s iPod is full of bangers.

Lewis: Neil plays the music for the team. Some of it I like and some of it not so much.

Boris: Yves has the best and I have the worst.

 

2) Who has the best and worst fashion sense?

JB: Impossible to answer because we are all terrible. Hayden can go to Morrisons in a bathrobe and still pull it off so that’s something. Yves has the worst though.

Yves: I have the best and Boris has the worst.

Anthony: Hayden and Yves have the best and I have the worst.

Neil: All my guys got good fashion sense.

Lewis: Yves is a fashionista. I refer to him as the Russell Westbrook of the team.

Boris: Yves has the best and JB has the worst.

 

3) Who is the best and worst dancer?

Dance off between Anthony and LeBron? We’ll go with Anthony!

JB: Sterling is the best. Lewis is the worst – very suspect dance moves.

Yves: Sterling is the best. Lewis is the worst.

Anthony: Yves is the best. JB is the worst.

Neil: Anthony or Yves is the best. Gareth or Jonny is the worst.

Lewis: Anthony or Yves is the best. Bantu is the worst.

Boris: Yves is the best and JB is the worst.

 

4) Who tells the best and worst jokes?

JB: Myself and Gareth tell the best jokes by a mile. Boris is the worst – complete humour bypass.

Yves: Bantu and JB tell the best jokes. Anthony tells the worst.

Anthony: Bantu and JB tell the best jokes. Lewis and myself tell the worst.

Neil: Jonny is comedy. Yves’ jokes are bad.

Lewis: Jonny tells the best ones.

Boris: Jonny tells the best jokes and Lewis tells the worst ones.

 

5) Who is the best and worst singer?

The face the Rocks team make when they are stuck listening to Anthony and Neil sing.

JB: Anthony is the best. Yves or Neil is the worst.

Yves: Dan is the best singer and OD is the worst.

Anthony: Yves is the best singer and I am the worst.

Neil: Yves is the best singer and I’m the worst.

Lewis: I’ve only ever heard Neil and Anthony sing and they are both pretty bad.

Boris: Neil is the best singer and Anthony is the worst.

 

6) Who takes the longest to get ready?

JB: Kieron.

Yves: Lee.

Anthony: Yves.

Neil: Anthony.

Lewis: Hayden.

Boris: Anthony.

 

7) Who would win a pie eating contest?

Real life * footage of Gareth winning a pie eating contest (*or maybe not)

JB: Myself and Gareth would smash pies, donuts, anything food related

Yves: Hayden.

Anthony: JB.

Neil: Bantu.

Lewis: Gareth.

Boris: Gareth.

 

8) Who could run 100m in the fastest time?

JB: Bantu and Neil would be neck and neck.

Yves, Anthony, Neil, Lewis, Boris: Bantu.

 

9) Who on the team would you pick to save you from a zombie attack?

Good luck to Yves when he tackles the zombies on his own.

JB: Gareth because he is ruthless.

Yves: None of them.

Anthony: Megan the team physio.

Neil: None of them. I’d pick Robert Neville from the movie I Am Legend with Will Smith.

Lewis: Sterling.

Boris: Lee.